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ABC
Nov 21, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> and apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- andy garcia. from "dancing with the stars," apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith. plus, music from andy allo. plus, cleto and the cletones. and now, as if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. hi, there. how are you doing? i have a question. i'd like you to answer honestly, if you would. are any of you planning to line up outside a store on black friday? any yeses? any? it's nothing to be proud of. nothing to be proud of. when i was driving to work this morning, i saw a line of people waiting outside the best buy on le brea, which is -- there's a good chance best buy won't even be in business by friday. and they're waiting in line. i feel like someone should let these people know there's a thing called the internet. and if you use it, you can stay home and click on stuff. it will come right to your house. if you want to sha
ABC
Nov 3, 2012 12:00am EDT
thanks for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-new so, maybe you're trying to figure out question seven. well, let me give it a shot. if you're ok with marylanders spending five hundred and... fifty million a year gaming in other states, fair enough. but if you think we should keep that money here... add twelve thousand jobs, and generate millions for schools... well you should probably vote for question seven. because if it doesn't pass, all of this goes away. that's why the post called seven, common sense. but decide for yourself. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new samsung galaxy 2. it's the best of both, a tablet and a phone. that you can talk into. and how in the world did they c
ABC
Nov 3, 2012 12:00am EDT
jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-ne >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new samsung galaxy 2. it's the best of both, a tablet and a phone. that you can talk into. and how in the world did they come up with this idea? it happened like this! ♪ i love my phone ♪ i love my tablet >> hey, you got your tablet in your phone. >> hey, you got your phone in my tablet. >> what? >> hey, what is this? >> my phone has a tablet in it. i don't know, but my tablet has phone in it and even has a pen so i can write down a note and jot down an idea. yeah, the screen is so big, i can watch a whole movie on it. hey, you just shared your video by tapping our phone. i know. you're very sexy lady. >> and you're very sexy ma
ABC
Nov 13, 2012 12:00am PST
>>> up next on an all new jimmy kimmel live. >> justin bieber and selena gomez have broken up. he was cheating on her with general petraeus. did he seem nice? >> congratulations, everybody. i'm now on a downward spiral. >> debbie, debbie, debbie. >> jimmy: hi, jimmy kim wil a word about the new windows phone >> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel with only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make it as unique as you are. time to play guess that famous person. let's meet our contestants. contestant number 1 is someone we picked from our studio audience tonight. what's your name, and where are you from? >> my name is cricket. i'm from columbus, ohio. >> jimmy: that's why it says cricket in front of you. your opponent is our resident celebrity expert, yehya! how are you yehya? are you ready for this. >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: this is a start screen of a famous person's phone. your job is to guess which famous person this phone belongs to based on their customized live tiles and apps. you'll see three tiles, then you can make a guess. all right? your first clue is the ph
ABC
Nov 16, 2012 12:00am EST
very own jake tapper on jimmy kimmel. good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> that can help you lose your job, it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> that's really none of your business. >> from abc news, jake tapper. music from jason aldean. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow. this world is steeriously [ bleep ] up. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it's the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person." and let's meet our contestants tonight. contestant number one, someone we picked from among our studio audience, cliff. wrf are you from? >> riverside, california. >> jimmy: riverside, california. our opponent tonight is resident celebrity expert, yehya. hello, yehya. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can identify any celebrity. what? >> genius director. >> jimmy: what? >> director -- >> jimmy: the one coming up on
ABC
Nov 16, 2012 12:00am PST
. this world is steeriously [ bleep ] >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it's the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person." and let's meet our contestants tonight. contestant number one, someone we picked from among our studio audience, cliff. wrf are you from? >> riverside, california. >> jimmy: riverside, california. our opponent tonight is resident celebrity expert, yehya. hello, yehya. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: you can identify any celebrity. what? >> genius director. >> jimmy: what? >> director -- >> jimmy: the one coming up on the show later, mel brooks. >> i met him long time. >> jimmy: very good. you can see yehya is on top of his game. this is the screen of a famous person's phone. your job is to guess who this phone belongs to. you'll see three tiles, then you make a guess. our first clue is the map tile. and it says "chavez ravine." the second clue comes from the groupo on tile. 50% off two baseball game tickets.
ABC
Nov 14, 2012 12:00am PST
kimmel live. >> we go on facebook to find out how fat our exes got. >> christina applegate. >> the audience was always drunk. like, you and you. >> plus music from youngblood hawk. >> you've got robert pattinson running around on holly and kristen stewart in the mix and >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel with a word about windows phone 8 from microsoft. the only phone that uses live customizable tiles that allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more it is time to play "guess that famous character." [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, contestant one, a gentleman we picked from studio audience, jose. where are you from? >> san diego, california. >> jimmy: jose from san diego. and our resident celebrity expert, yehya, ready to do battle, yehya? you know every celebrity there is? >> you know me. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. the start screen of a famous character's phone. guess who this phone belongs to based on customizable tiles. you will see three tiles. and the first clue is the weather channel app. it says north pole, negative 26 fahrenheit. blizzardy. your
ABC
Nov 6, 2012 12:00am EST
number on the screen. good night, america. jimmy kimmel, next. >> up next on all new jimmy kimmel live -- >> every march and november i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. >> robert pattinson. >> take him in. i mean, look at him. >> and chris hardwick. >> i have to follow a hufl pufl on this stage! >> jim >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new microsoft surface. it's packed with some features so incredible, i am not qualified to explain them so we brought in our technology experts, the gadget guru guys guillermo and yehya, to give us their take. gentlemen? >> thank you mr. jimmy kimmel. we are here to review the microsoft surface. first lets take it out of the box, shall we? >> jimmy: it's not the sur-face, it's the surface. >> yes, let's take it out of the box. >> yes, let's take it out of the box. >> jimmy: i can't wait to hear about all the great features. while they are working on it, let me just say that the surface has some amazing features including a magnetic keyboard and built-in kickstand,
ABC
Nov 6, 2012 12:00am EST
kimmel, next. >> up next on all new jimmy kimmel live -- >> every march and november i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. robert pattinson. >> take him in. i mean, look at him. >> and chris hardwick. >> i have follow a hufl pufl on this stage! >> i have follow a hufl pufl [ mitt romney ] we have to work on a collaborative basis. look, the reason i'm in this race is there are people that are really hurting today in this country. and we face this deficit -- could crush the fututure generations. and republicans and democrats both love america but we need to have leadership -- leadership in washington that will actually bring people together and get the job done and could not care less if it's a republican or a democrat. i've done it before, i'll do it again. i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new microsoft surface. it's packed with some features so incredible, i am not qualified to explain them so we brought in our technology experts, the gadget guru guys guil
ABC
Nov 29, 2012 12:00am PST
a free lunch. now he's going to the white house -- to have a free lunch. >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. over the past few weeks, we've heard a number of celebrities speak about the helping parents to rock campaign. it's helped countless parents reconnect with their inner-rocker. >> that's right, jimmy. it's even helped me rediscover my inner rock star. >> jimmy: you have an inner rock star? >> yes. roll the tape! >> hi, everybody, it's me, guillermo. i love the new hyundai santa fe because it's very roomy and it has lots of great safety features which is perfect for my family. but it also helps me rock. let's go guys, let's rockamole! >> oh, this hyundai is great. ♪ ♪ i was born to rock and i was born to eat rock-rock-rock-a-mole my rock-a-mole is a real treat ♪ ♪ rock-rock-rock-a-mole you take some avocados and some spice ♪ ♪ rock-rock-rock-a-mole add some rock and roll and it's very nice ♪ ♪ rock rock rock rock rock-a-mole rock rock rock rock rock-a-mole ♪ yeah! okay dudes, i got to pick up my son. ♪ rock rock >> yeah! >> dicky: the
ABC
Nov 16, 2012 12:00am EST
coming up next on abc, abc's very own jake tapper on jimmy kimmel. good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> that can help you lose your job, it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> that's really none of your business. >> from abc news, jake tapper. music from jason aldean. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow. this world is steeriously [ bleep ] have a good night. here you go. you, too. i'm going to dream about that steak. i'going to dream about that tiramisu. what a night, huh? but, um, can the test drive be over now? head back to the dealership? [ male announcer ] it's practically yours. but we still need your signature. volkswagen sign then drive is back. and it's never been easier to get a passat. that's the power of german engineering. get $0 down, $0 due at signing, $0 deposit, and $0 first month's payment on any new volkswagagen. visit vwdealer.com today. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it's the only phone that uses live cus
ABC
Nov 2, 2012 12:00am PDT
kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn, coming up next. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here in brooklyn where guillermo and i are about to shoot a commercial for subway. guillermo was training for the ing new york city marathon. i'm his coach. but what he doesn't know is that i'm going to intentionally screw this commercial up over and over again so he has to run a lot. all right? send him in. guillermo? you look great. all right, so, you're going to run around me while i read this stuff, but really fast, like, as fast as you can. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's practice it. marathon training requires energy and subway is a great play to fuel up fur your workout, right guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: try subway's e
ABC
Nov 2, 2012 12:00am EDT
're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" philharmonic. an a[ minto ] you know,l live" those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford four more years. [ romney ] mim mitt romney and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here in brooklyn where guillermo and i are about to shoot a commercial for subway
ABC
Nov 10, 2012 12:00am EST
a great weekend. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> in new york, they line up for gas. in l.a., we line up for vampires. >> daniel craig. >> now, all of a sudden, team eld ward and jacob have been dumped for daniel. >> "twilight" author stephenie meyer. music from boys like girls. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> well, our [ bleep ] has >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel here with my pal guillermo. we're about to enjoy a sneak peek of some tasty selections from applebee's new spirited cuisine menu. like the napa chicken and portabellas, smothered in a red wine sauce. and the sizzling double barrel whisky sirloins, caramelized in the flames of bourbon whiskey. and for a starter, there's the brew pub pretzels and beer cheese dip. do you notice a theme with these dishes, guillermo? >> they all smell good to eat? >> jimmy: yes, that is true. but also, all these items were skillfully crafted with a touch of beer, wine or whiskey. >> that's good. i like to cook with alcohol. >> jimmy: well, that is a surprise, guillermo. >> do you want to try my tequila stew? >> jim
ABC
Nov 15, 2012 12:00am EST
right here for you in the morning. good night, america. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- martin short. >> day three, there was a rash that just went like that. and i'd be like -- sorry, i -- i can't play today, coach. >> and from "life of pi," suraj sharma. >> suraj. suraj. >> yeah. >> your mother isn't your friend. cut her loose, just like she did to your umbilical cord. unfriend her! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it is the only phone that uses live customizable tiles to allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person!" let's meet our contestants tonight. number one, young lady we picked from our studio audience, nadine. nadine, where are you from? >> long island, new york. >> jimmy: let's hear it for nadine. and nadine's opponent tonight is our resident celebrity expert, yehya. yehya, are you ready to put your celebrity expertise to the test? >> yes, i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: very good. this is the start screen for a fa
ABC
Nov 28, 2012 12:00am PST
and register your eligible purchase on citi.com/pricerewind. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with melis melissa, reba mcentire, mike tyson and music from future. only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. buy now. save later. citi price rewind. bye daddy! bye! bye girls, love you daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go aw, thanks girls yeah hey, i also made you a video aw, that's so sweet you probably shouldn't watch it on the plane say bye to daddy! bye girls! bye! bye dad! share videos instantly. the new galaxy s3. now available at best buy and best buy mobile stores. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. the winner of "dancing with the stars," -- melissa rycroft. and music from future. believe me when i tel
ABC
Nov 20, 2012 12:00am PST
about downy unstoppables. and here to help me is "jimmy kimmel live's" own guillermo. >> hi, jimmy the intern. >> jimmy: now we're gonna see if guillermo's jacket, which was laundered with downy unstoppables a few weeks ago, will stay fresh in a not so fresh place. okay, jacket. here we go, pal. here you are. very nice. you got everything you need? >> i have downy unstoppables. >> jimmy: thank heaven. go to it. >> you want to smell me? >> you smell awesome. >> thanks to downy unstoppable. you put in it washer with clothes and you will smell so good. smells great. >> smells really good. >> come here. you want to smell me? smell me. how i smell? how i smell? oh, my god you smell terrible. he here, let me give you downy unstoppable. hold this for me. let me give you -- >> there you have it. downy unstoppables manages to keep clothes smelling fresh in even the smelliest of locations. >> jimmy the intern, i have an extra fish for you. >> jimmy: oh, that's terrific - thank you so much, you're a real pal. >> dicky: show us what you can do in 12 seconds to keep tv fresh with a new dance, a
ABC
Nov 8, 2012 12:00am EST
on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i'm hoping obama announces this will be the black half of his president si. >> john goodman. >> you have ever 'em tipped a mini bar on your own? >> you bet. >> hayden panettiere. >> i would not want to be paul ryan's shake weight today. probably getting a vigorous -- >> john goodman. dog psychic. >> you are the father! >>> hey, jimmy the intern here, spreading the word about downy unstoppablesguillermo. guillermo's unitard was stored in a bag for 12 weeks. when was the last time you worked out? >> 12 weeks ago, bro. >> i'm going to go smell some people, okay? >> okay. >> all right, bro. >> all right, enjoy. >> what's up, bro? >> how is it going, man? >> doing great, bro. hey, bro, you want to smell me? >> do i want to do what? >> do you want to smell me? >> do you want to smell -- no. >> do you want to smell me? >> what? >> do you want to smell me, bro? >> if you smell me. thumb's up, down? >> down. you smell terrible. here, let me give you some downy unstoppable. >> oh, cool. >> okay. so, you can smell good like me. >> where do i put it? >> you
ABC
Nov 24, 2012 12:00am PST
that think voting is pointless, i say this. most of the things that you do are pointless. >> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- robert pattinson. comedian chris hardwick. and music from ben folds five. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all of the sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind. think, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching. we are back home in hollywood. i hope you stayed out of the heat today. i hope you made the adjustment to daylight savings. you know, today is that magical day, it comes once a year, when the clocks in our cars are finally almost correct again. [ laughter ] and, by the way, if i could speak directly to the manufacturers of kitchen appliances for a second -- it's time to add a daylight savings button to your products. [ cheers and applause ] every -- for real. every march and every november, i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how t
ABC
Nov 1, 2012 12:00am EDT
aftermath. abcnews.com, as well. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel it's oysternomics 101. you start with a u.s. senator named ben. by helping restore thousands of acres of oyster beds, he kept hundreds of oystermen on the job... which keeps wholesalers in business... and that means more delivery companies... making deliveries to more restaurants... which hire more workers. and that means more oystermen. it's like he's out here with us. he's my friend, ben. i hope he's your friend, too. i'm ben cardin, and i approved this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals cal
ABC
Nov 1, 2012 12:00am EDT
. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> you don't? >> a[ minto ] you know,mmel those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery.
ABC
Nov 6, 2012 4:00am PST
in the golden state. >>> and liar, liar. jimmy kimmel's election day prank with hilarious responses, you just have to hear. >>> good morning. it is election day. as you said, finally. >> finally. >> it all comes down to today, after the long, expensive campaign. all the ads. all the attacks. all the polls. all the promises. all the money. all the hype. today, the american people will choose their next president. >> and for weeks, as we've said, it's been an extremely tight race. and with election day 2012 finally here, your voice will be heard and your vote counted. we have correspondents with both campaigns that begin this election morning, with abc's t.j. winick. he's live for us in chicago. good morning, t.j. >> reporter: good morning, rob and paula. well, the president wrapped up his campaign yesterday here in the midwest. and right now, it looks as if a last-minute surge could carry barack obama to four more years. while most of the east coast of the u.s. is still asleep, residents of dixville notch, a tiny town in new hampshire, cost the first votes in the presidential election. after 4
ABC
Nov 1, 2012 12:00am PDT
we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel live >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is shchantal martin and sh drew all over the walls here. >> thanks for coming down. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know, people keep telling me, what part are you from? and i say, london. i started there and did the line all throughout the gallery. big movement. it's drawing very intuitively, very spontaneously. >> jimmy: the key is a pen. >> the key is the pen. >> jimmy: you can't do this without a pen. >> no. >> jimmy: so, this is spray paint
ABC
Nov 15, 2012 12:00am PST
, just like she did to your umbilical cord. unfriend her! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it is the only phone that uses live customizable tiles to allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person!" let's meet our contestants tonight. number one, young lady we picked from our studio audience, nadine. nadine, where are you from? >> long island, new york. >> jimmy: let's hear it for nadine. and nadine's opponent tonight is our resident celebrity expert, yehya. yehya, are you ready to put your celebrity expertise to the test? >> yes, i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: very good. this is the start screen for a famous person's phone. your job is to guess who the phone belongs to, based on their tiles and apps. three tiles and you can make a guess. first clue is the all recipes app. yummy margarita recipe. and here is your second clue. this comes from the friend tile. it says, hello, my friend. and you can see yehya was on that. and for our final clue, we will look at their cal
ABC
Nov 9, 2012 12:00am PST
kimmel live" -- kirstie alley. >> we can't have sex. i don't want to be a whore. >> dave salmoni. >> do they bite? >> no -- little bit. >> whoa! >> that's how people get eaten. that's what happened to either siegfried or roy, whichever one. >> and music from tyler bryant and the shakedown. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live," comi >> jimmy: well, hello, everyone, i'm jimmy kimmel. we have a really great show for you tonight. >> jimmy, we need to talk. >> jimmy: now? is it an emergency? >> it's a manmergency, come here guys. >> what is that? is this some kind of intervention? >> no. it's a mantervention. >> jimmy: a mantervention? >> yes. you've not been acting very dude-like lately. >> jimmy: very dude-like? i don't think that's true. >> oh yeah? i found this in your locker. >> jimmy: that's my scrapbook. and that's my lunch. >> you eat baby food for lunch? >> jimmy: yes. to keep me fit and smooth as a baby. >> you have a problem, jimmy. >> jimmy: i disagree. i don't think i have a problem at all. >> here, eat this slim jim. it will bring back your dude-ness. >> that's right. >> jimmy
ABC
Nov 22, 2012 12:00am PST
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ABC
Nov 23, 2012 12:00am PST
have [ bleep ] ourselves up. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- daniel craig. "twilight" author stephenie meyer. and music from boys like girls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, first of all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. gracias. that's very kind. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'm the host, my name is jimmy. i have a lot -- needless to say, i've got a lot to say tonight, you might not like any of what i have to say, but i'm going to say it, so hear me out, please. you're here on an exciting night. james bond himself, daniel craig is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] he's here tonight. he's here to remind us that we need to work out more. [ laughter ] daniel has been traveling all over the world to promote this movie. from what i understand, at the airport this afternoon, he ate a bon. a cinna-bonn. if you like that, i got all kinds of great stuff for you. the newest -- some are saying best james bond movie ever premiered in theaters today, it's called "sky
ABC
Nov 14, 2012 11:35pm PST
for you in the morning. good night, america. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- martin short. >> day three, th
ABC
Nov 15, 2012 11:35pm PST
for watching abc news. coming up next on abc, abc's very own jake tapper on jimmy kimmel. good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> that can help you lose your job, it's called facebook.
ABC
Nov 19, 2012 11:35pm PST
kimmel" next. >>> up next on an all in the "jimmy kimmel live". >> strike two weeks ago, if they didn't come back they would lick
ABC
Nov 20, 2012 11:35pm PST
. and lots of other stories. thanks for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel's coming up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> here's a black friday shopping tip for you. find out who is spending three days waiting in line for these
ABC
Nov 21, 2012 11:35pm PST
fadden will be here tomorrow. inspiring story about friendship. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> the food comes out on thanksgiving, i eat like the cookie monster. i don't eat, i just grab the food with miss hands and smash it over my fa.
ABC
Nov 22, 2012 11:35pm PST
thanksgiving. "good morning america," right here in the morning. good night, everybody. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> in new york, they line up for gas. in l.a., we line up for vampires. >> daniel craig. >> now all of a sudden team edward and jacob have been dumped for team daniel, i think.
ABC
Nov 29, 2012 11:35pm PST
in for "good morning america." we're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- martin short. >> day three, there was a rash that went like that. and i'd be like -- sorry, i can't play today, coach. >> and from "life of pi," suraj sharma. >> suraj. suraj. >> yeah. >> your mother isn't your friend.
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